A walk into the field

I am sure you all have experienced this inner dialog.

This morning:

Start walking out into the very muddy, very wet field to capture horse.
Glance out into distance and see a horse COVERED in mud.

"Haha, someone is going to be pissed when they see that."

Look around for Hampton.

"Hmmmm."

Glance over at mud covered beast.

Nervously keep looking around field hoping that Hampton is maybe behind the shed.

"HMMMMM. That looks like Hampton"

Keep hoping that maybe it is not my horse. (But I know it is)

"($%(*#)#$*%*(!!!!!!!!" (under my breath)

"Please only be one side ... please only be one side ..."

Hampton sees me and starts to wonder over in search of a treat.

... "Yes!! Yes it is only one side!!"