Haha, you have just hit on my main rant with US culture -- the objectification of women!
It's so true! Oh my gosh, I remember wanting so badly to be Cinderella when I was little? Why? Ugh! LOL
Cinderella and Beauty & the Beast were my faveorites as a kid, now it's the one in this story :)FAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURYOnce upon a time,in a land far away,a beautiful, independent,self-assured princesshappened upon a frog as she sat,contemplating ecological issueson the shores of an unpolluted pondin a verdant meadow near her castle.The frog hopped into the princess' lapand said: Elegant Lady,I was once a handsome prince,until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.One kiss from you, however,and I will turn backinto the dapper, young prince that I amand then, my sweet, we can marryand setup housekeeping in your castlewith my mother,where you can prepare my meals,clean my clothes, bear my children,and foreverfeel grateful and happy doing so.That night,as the princess dined sumptuouslyon a repast of lightly sautéed frog legsseasoned in a white wineand onion cream sauce,she chuckled and thought to herself:I don't f***ing think so. - Unknown
OMG, I am stealing that, I love it.
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Haha, you have just hit on my main rant with US culture -- the objectification of women!
ReplyDeleteIt's so true! Oh my gosh, I remember wanting so badly to be Cinderella when I was little? Why? Ugh! LOL
ReplyDeleteCinderella and Beauty & the Beast were my faveorites as a kid, now it's the one in this story :)
ReplyDeleteFAIRY TALE FOR WOMEN OF THE 21st CENTURY
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat,
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever
feel grateful and happy doing so.
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on a repast of lightly sautéed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled and thought to herself:
I don't f***ing think so. - Unknown
OMG, I am stealing that, I love it.
ReplyDelete