Thursday, April 16, 2020

Build a show!

Miss jumping Mr. Hampton. He loves it!


I'll come up with some actual blog content soon but here's a shameless plug!

If you are able to ride currently, or even if you have an old video or show video there is a neat little virtual show hosted by area peeps. Anyone can enter since it is online.

(Search for Shorty's Virtual Build a Show on Facebook for additional information)

The info:

Be a good steward of social distancing all while getting valuable feedback from judges and a fun chance to stay connected with the rest of the equestrian community! Beat the flatten the curve blues and join us for a virtual horse show! Send videos of rides BEFORE April 18th at 12 noon to be judged.

Divisions:
Dressage Test of Choice - $20, $10 per additional test
ride ANY USEA/USDF test
Show Jumping Round - $15, $10 per additional test
A la cart Combined Test- 1 Dressage and SJ Round for $30
-divisions will be combined or divided as entries warrant

Awards:
Each division placed 1-6th - local ribbon pick up OR pay postage for ribbon to be mailed
If division has over 20 entries, winner receives CASH prize!!!

How It Works: DRESSAGE TEST
* Enter ONLINE via our website, flyingcrossfarm.org -note which test you are riding
*Set up a dressage arena at YOUR barn! This can be a makeshift arena using jump rails or a real dressage arena - use what you have! No need to have actual letters - use cones, flowers, a well behaved dog, etc as place holders on the sides of the arena if needed!
*Bribe a friend with tacos to video your ride! TIPS: make sure video is taken in LANDSCAPE mode; have video person stand at "C", zoom when possible while keeping entire horse and rider in the frame
*Send us your ride before April 18th via email or as a YouTube link to be judged!

How it Works: SHOW JUMPING
*Enter ONLINE via our website, flyingcrossfarm.org - note which level you will be jumping
*STAY TUNED for posting of SJ course WITH video tutorial on setting your course, proper striding, and a virtual course walk with the judge!
*Set up your course at YOUR barn using the above course and tips!
*Bribe a friend with chips and guac and have them video your round!
*SJ round will be judged on clear round AND style points 1-10 of overall impression of horse and rider during the course

ADDITIONAL RULES:
*Helmets must be worn AT ALL TIMES
*Videos must be of one seamless ride - no crazy editing so you get that perfect distance or transition!
*Jumping video must be of your first attempt of the course - honor system here!!
*All USEF tack rules apply - ie no martingale or boots in dressage, illegal bits or bridles etc ; jump saddles are a-ok for dressage :)

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Dumpster Fires Everywhere



My toilet smoking.


Well, shit.

What are you all doin'?

Let's see what's been going on here.

A) Well, we've got a pandemic. Everyone is dealing with this the best they can. I keep reminding myself that during times like this, the only way to the other side is through it.

B) Then, I got furloughed from work. One week for each month of April, May and June. The good news is that the days will be scattered (ie 2 days on one paycheck, 3 days the next paycheck). So the hit won't be quite as awful as an entire week of no pay at a time. The bad news is that disqualifies me from any unemployment, and means I will be on a spending freeze. At first I was like, Oh that'll be fine there's no horse shows or anything. But then ..



C) Hampton's soundness has been on and off for the past few weeks. It's the left front again. Likely his navicular acting up and/or progressing. He ranges from sound to head bobbing at the trot. After talking with my farrier, we decided on pour-in pads with his usual bar shoe. $$$$$ He was sound today (Monday), but was pretty lame yesterday. I made an appointment with the vet for a week and a half from now (he is still in Florida this week), which I can of course cancel if he does continue to improve with these shoes. I can probably do another injection if that's what the vet thinks, but we are getting close to my financial limit on treatments I can handle for his navicular. (Yep he's already on previcox). I hope this hasn't deteriorated to that point, but it does cross my mind every time he has these lameness periods. I'd like to take him to one of the big hospitals in Lexington (Rood n Riddle or Hagyard) but you know ... current state of affairs really makes that impossible at the moment. And also furloughs. Keeping my fingers crossed that these shoes keep him comfortable.

I don't even own a pair of shoes as expensive as these.


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Otherwise Hampton is happy and healthy and fit. And of course still handsome.

D) My cats are getting real tired of me bothering them and making tiktoks with them.



E) TIGER KING is the best thing to happen to us this spring and I am watching it for the third time now because I keep missing weird moments. (Where is Carole's first husband??? She has TWO missing husbands??? And let's speed past that little moment where that one guy burns up and chops up an ATF informant on his property!)

F) Everyone hang in there!

Monday, March 16, 2020

Look to your horse



You are riding along on a trail ride without a care in the world. Your horse is walking calmly with his ears up and at a relaxed pace. Your reins may even be on the buckle.

Then suddenly.

A plastic bag blows into your path.

Your horse ducks, and before you know it you are galloping in the other direction with no control.
Over a damn plastic bag.

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America right now, is that horse.

via GIPHY

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We all have spent hours and hours teaching our horses to use the thinking parts of their brain. We want them to think first, instead of immediately fight or flight.

When the fight or flight part of your brain is activated, the thinking/logic part of your brain shuts down. It cannot work. This is science. Same for us, same for horses. Which is why we try not to let them get into that fight or flight mode. It can be difficult to get them to come "back to earth."

This pandemic is a real public health emergency.

The masses see this as a real threat to their safety for a couple of reasons.
1. It is new. What we don't know much about, we are scared of.
2. We can't see it
3. We can't control it ourselves.

via GIPHY

The reason people are hoarding and acting like goddamn idiots is the same reason people seek out religion. They need answers to things there are no answers for.

They are trying to gain control over a situation they have no control over. 
See #3: Lack of control =  Fight or flight. (hello fellow anxiety/panic attack sufferers AM I RIGHT)

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People need to stop and use the thinking part of their brain. The virus isn't a direct threat to their lives. (For most. The idea is to protect those who might get really sick from this)

 The point of these pandemic procedures is to prevent our health care systems from being overwhelmed. Kind of like the groceries stores were when people decided to hoard TP.

Yes, let's all flock to the store and get our nasty germs all over every product. Oh the irony.

The public simply isn't thinking. They are in fight or flight. They perceive the plastic bag as a real threat to their safety. And without thinking, they turn and run.




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No, it's not the media.

In fact, as a journalist, this is our finest hour.

Arm yourself with facts, use your thinking brain, quit hoarding and wash your hands.




Friday, March 13, 2020

AIKEN DAY 5: Into the woods


AIKEN DAY 5: FRIDAY

One of the big reasons I decided to make this trip was because I wanted to go to Hitchcock Woods. While our plans changed and evolved over the week, this was one activity I made sure was going to happen.

Stolen from Liz. .... NERDS.

While the eventers stayed behind to school some more XC, Hampton, Royale, Liz and myself made the short trip to Hitchcock Woods for a lovely morning of trail riding.


It's just as beautiful and perfect as everyone says it is.

Lovely sand footing. No bugs. No trees hitting me in the face. Pretty much the perfect place to trail ride. (I'm sure the bugs probably return in the summer tho)

We rode for about 2.5 hours and really only covered maybe an 8th of the property. The trails were really well marked, so while we did accidentally trespass on someone's driveway at one point, we did not get lost and that is impressive for us. haha.



We did come up on the kennels for the hunt hounds. And saw one lady dressed to the NINES in her fox hunting gear (Barbour coat and all). It was so neat! they let the hounds out int he woods a couple days a week and have plenty of signs warning you and what times they will be out. I bet the hunting through the woods is just f-ing fantastic. There are so many jumps - 3, 4, 5 horses could jump together over some of them.

Memorial gate

The boys were really well behaved of course. My ONLY regret is that I wish we had a second day to explore more of the woods. Next time!


Horse show grounds

It was just so peaceful and horse friendly and everything you dream of for ideal trail riding.

Photo by Liz


We headed back to meet up with the other gals for an afternoon watching the Grand Prix Eventing Showcase at Bruce's Field. What a cool venue! We unfortunately missed the dressage, but got there in time for the show jumping. For the first time all week the temperature was FREEEEZING. Even though it was still supposedly 50 degrees I was COLD and had to sit in the truck during the break to warm up. hahaha. But still a fun time and so cool to watch some of the country's top eventers!

Bruce's Field

I assume this was probably the last jump on the XC course

Boyd

It was an early night for us since we had the long drive back home in the morning. I was both exhausted and totally in love with Aiken. I thought we were spoiled in KY as far as horse country, but Aiken is rider's country. It is infested with horse people.

Our drive back was thankfully uneventful and all the horses and people are home safe and sound which is the most important. I'll be back for sure. In what capacity I don't know. Maybe permanently some day. I loved it THAT much.

But for now, we do our homework! Show season is creeping up on us.

Saturday sunrise at Jumping Branch before we left

Wednesday, March 11, 2020

AIKEN DAY 4: Threading the hind legs

AIKEN DAY 3: THURSDAY


We had a lesson scheduled for the afternoon so Liz and I hit up downtown Aiken again in the morning. We hit up New Moon cafe which was DELIGHTFUL and is a total hippie joint which made my heart sing.



We also spent a little time in the Antique mall which had some super cool shit. But also, some things that reminded us we were indeed in the deep south.



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Another barn friend with her OTTB joined Hampton and I on the short trip over to an ADORABLE farm owned by trainer SD. She came recommended to us through a friend and I have to say, it was our best ride of the week.

Her teaching reminded me so much of JJ Tate. Very methodical, purposeful and easy to understand for the horse. She was a very classical teacher. Plus she had GGT footing which is basically HEAVEN to ride on. Hampton LOVED it. Best footing ever it is amazing.

When can I go back???


I went in with the same request as I did with Jeremy. I don't care about the tricks or movements, I need help with the engagement and lowering the coup overall. 

After an easy warmup, she started working with us on threading the hind legs. This exercise is very similar to what JJ had us do several years ago, but on a less dramatic level.

Threading the hindlegs is what is sounds like. Put the inside hind leg under the body. Then the outside hing leg under the body. It's all about positioning. (If you want more clarity for your horse, you can do haunches in to shoulder in)

Hampton lowering his croup. :)


Any time he tipped down, he got a transition and a turn on the haunches with sometimes a reinback thrown in within the TOH. Any time he popped his croup in the air he got a down transition as well.
At first we were doing A LOT of transitions. It's also OK for me to ride him up off the bit for a while.

 There was never any rough-ness, just methodical explaining to the horse that no, we keep our croup down now mister. And because he is built croup-high, both of us are going to have to work  harder than other pairs at lowering the croup. Just how it is!

Hampton just kept getting better and better! We worked in the trot toward the end of the lesson and he was swinging through his body and lifting his shoulders. I know he didn't look like Valegro but he felt like it! After he becomes lighter and up in the shoulders, then you start to add power. My abs were BURNING.  

Also, I need to shorten my reins. SHORTEN THEM KAREN.


We also experimented with tapping him behind my leg, or on the shoulder as well. He responded best to a tap on the shoulder and that was less likely to make his croup bounce. He worked so hard and I had a different horse at the end of that lesson. Even though it's nothing "new" per se, sometimes it just takes a fresh set of eyes and different words.

I really enjoyed her instruction and next time I make an Aiken trip I plan on spending at least a week training with her. It was just what I needed to leave inspired with excellent homework.

.... annnnd the day ended with more great food and booze. 

Monday, March 9, 2020

AIKEN DAY 3: A little easy

AIKEN DAY 3: WEDNESDAY



Wednesday ended up being more of an easy day for us.

In the morning, we loaded up Hampton and his barnmate to hop on over to the gorgeous Hopeland Farms. They had a standard arena they very generously let us use for about an hour. Both of us were able to get our freestyles on video.



Hampton was ok. I could tell he was tired from Tuesday, and the footing was very tacky. So, the video is not great. Most def would not get a 60% with what is on the video but it's not a huge deal I just need it to set the music too. Hampton can't be a super star every day ya know. He did get some robaxin after that ride. And I had some Advil. We were both a little sore and drained.

Hampton and his new 3 year old OTTB buddy. Hamp has a great time bossing him around.


In the afternoon, the eventers went out schooling at Jumping Branch. Hampton and I just supervised. I am still gun shy about jumping him after he went really lame after the little mini trial we did in the fall. Plus after working that morning, a leisurely hack was quite appropriate.

Our group rolling out to the XC fields at Jumping Branch


We cheered on our eventer friends and took in the scenery. There was 8 of us out there and not a single horse acted up. Not too shabby.

Our entire group! Can't believe all the horses stood still


After the ponies were fed and turned out for the night, we enjoyed a lovely evening at the BnB and more booze.

Wednesday, March 4, 2020

AIKEN DAY 2: A lesson with one of the Greats

AIKEN DAY 2: TUESDAY

We had an easy morning after feeding the boys in the morning. So we (naturally) found ourselves exploring some of Aiken and accidentally wound up in a couple of tack stores. And by accidentally I mean we googled locations and found they were mere miles from another another.

I didn't do too much damage but did get a bucket hanger, socks, a ground feeder because I forgot one, and polos. Aiken Tack Exchange was probably my favorite. They had a massive warehouse of used tack. You name it, they probably had it.

The Alley in downtown Aiken


We also hit up Dover later in the week, and drove by a FITS outlet store which I did not dare go in.

Clearly, the equestrians are a HUGE part of the economy down here. It is fantastic!

It was also not uncommon to see horse trailer traffic anywhere you went. Horses and riders skip around farm to farm and you can get anywhere in about 15 minutes.

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Three of us had lessons with JS in the early afternoon. Hampton and I were up first, and I WISH I had a way to write down everything he said to us as he was saying it. It was such valuable information, such thoughtful theory on his understanding of the horse as an animal.



He had a very calm, thoughtful approach to training and thinking your way through issues. Also, he was adorably profain. Hampton worked his ass off. Jumping Branch did not have a "real" dressage ring, so we just rode out in the field which was a great change of pace. That's something I wouldn't do at home, because the ground is often hard, rutted, or too damn muddy. But the ground in Aiken is this lovely sand, so even out on the grass it was nice footing and Hampton had no issues with it.



We worked a lot on helping Hampton to really rotate his pelvis under and bend his hocks. It it more difficult for him that other horses because his front legs are a tick shorter than his hind legs, making him perpetually croup-high. This conformation is very desirable for horses who gallop as a career. But, in the words of JS: "It is a dressage conundrum."

Horses "pull" three ways. (And technically, horses do not pull at all. they push at the bit. They push the breast collar of a harness, etc.)

1) Outward - this is ok, and many times desirable depending on your horse and what you are doing.
2) Upward - also at times not a problem. You can work with it.
3) Down. The worst of the three. Guess which one Hampton does. lol.

Riding in short sleeves was glorious!


We schooled quite a bit of haunches in at the canter on a big circle as well. Using this positioning to force Hampton to balance himself. Then, I rev the engine with my seat ("Push at him") and inside leg. of he tips down, he gets either a down transition or back into haunches in. A lot of this was very complimentary from what I worked on with Lauren a couple of months ago. If he tips down, drop him and then say 'No sir" and correct. Do not keep halt halting and trying to lift him up. You cannot raise the forehand. But you CAN lower the croup.





Here are some other tidbits collected from lessons with JS both from my lesson and from the others in the group (which included a couple of young OTTBs with some normal young OTTB issues):

  • What is work? different for each horse. You could lunge for an hour and horse could not be tired. So, that's not work for him.
  • Contact is long term dialogue with the bit
  • Work out the tension, don't try to "relax it." make the tension muscles tired. Does not make horse's more fit, make them learn to use the right muscles
  • The witching hour: dusk. When wildlife come out. Horses might be more difficult to ride 
  • Down transitions are proof of your collection over time
  • Put all your eggs in the up transitions at first
  • Jigging is avoidance of the work
  • Treat tense, spooky horse like a criminal. Ask them "Oh yeah? what are you avoiding?'
  • The walk is proof of your training
  • "As far as my work goes, if my work doesn't create relaxation, then my work is wrong"
  • Teach walk to canter on a 10m circle. If horse trots, keep him on the circle. When he canters go straight.
  • Rider controls the tempo
  • Horse's back should be like a guitar string. Not too floppy (or you cannot sit on it), but with some positive tension. 
There was also a lot of advice on how we all need to stop making excuses.

Listening to one of the greats. He had all the eventers looking super!


All of us make excuses for our horses.

"Oh my horse can't show at this showgrounds. He doesn't like it here. He spooks here" etc
"Oh I'm going to avoid this arena because Red spooks/bolts/bucks here."
"Oh his back hurts so that's probably why he is sucked back so I will stop riding now"
"Oh he doesn't like this bit/saddle/girth/saddle pad/footing/side of the arena/star alignment"

I loved his no bullshit approach. Quite making excuses. Your horse should do what you ask really no matter what (within his skill level of course). 

THEN second guess yourself after the day's ride. Reevaluate after the ride.

Don't back off mid ride with an excuse  This creates spoiled horses and behavioral issues. I just LOVED LOVED LOVED this. We all need reminded at times.

Royale and Liz rode during the witching hour and Royale was a star!


We were all tired and yet fired up after our lessons. So inspiring to have instruction from such a world class trainer. He was easily one of the most intelligent trainers I have ever taken a lesson with. His theory made sense, and was so thoughtful and methodical. He really understands the horse both on an emotional level, and a biomechanic level. He never was upset or bothered by mistakes by either horse or rider.

After our rides we went to an AMAZING place to eat: Takosushi! Highly recommend and that is coming from me - a total food weirdo.

And of course the evening was topped off with more booze. :)