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Don't worry, I was smiling at the end. :) (photos used with permission) |
Everyone made fun of me.
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Our area hunt club hosts a very cool hunter pace every August. Pretty much every horse person in a 90 mile radius shows up. Eventers. Hunters. Jumpers. Trail riders. Some dressage queens but not many of those. It is a gorgeous property. You could choose to be either on a jumping team, or a trail ride team. Jumping teams would move at a quicker pace and jump what you are comfortable with. Most of the jumps were BN size, a few were larger but most were very inviting. The trail ride teams did just that - they walked the course and took it easy.
Anyway, I decided I could keep up with some barn mates and so I joined their jumping team.
As we were getting ready, my teammates were teasing me and making fun of me because I was decked out in my cross country vest,
holy shit grab strap and loads of sticky spray on the inside of my boots.
"Oh you silly dressage people!" "But your horse is so quiet and sweet"
"Why do you need sticky spray?"
Little did they know.
I knew what was coming, thankfully. Laugh all you want, people.
We started off our ride in good form. Hampton and I were behind my friend Lori and we cleared the first 3 jumps easily. At that point I was laughing and having a great time. Hampton was forward, but obedient and also enjoying himself.
But after those fences we had to come back down to the walk to cross through some woods. At the end of the trail, we hit the opening and Lori took off with her horse toward the next jump.
Well Hampton wanted to take off, too. And buck. I told him no, we needed to wait and stay off the other horse's butt. All Hampton was hearing was "blah blah blah"
Next thing I know, Hampton rears STRAIGHT UP in the air. He is flinging his front legs around like the fucking Black Stallion. I even see the bottom of his shoes!! My other teammate who saw it, yells out "Woooooowwww!" ... It was very impressive. I manage to bring him back down to earth and make him stay there by bringing his nose to my boot. People, this technique has saved my ass more times than I can count.
If we would have been out there alone, it would have been fine. It is when other horses take off and leave Hampton in the dust that causes the problem. He just cannot handle it. Even with another horse waiting back with us.
But unfortunately this ended my time with the jumping team. I knew it would only get worse from there. I could not just let him go and gallop because it just wasn't safe.
(translation: I am a chicken)
So I turned around and within a minute met up with our other team who were trail riders. Great timing! Another gal from our jumping team also went back with me as her horse (a lovely OTTB) was losing his mind as well. No reason to put ourselves at risk. We will just trail ride.
It took another hour for Hampton to calm down. He was chomping at the bit (literally), grinding his teeth, dancing around when other horses came by. Not wanting to stand still. But he did eventually fall into Super Trail Horse mode and the rest of the ride was sane.
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Our trail team trots toward the finish line. Hampton in the lead. Note we do have one rider-less horse by this point .... |
Until we came upon the creek.
I would not call Hampton a veteran trail horse by any means, but he does have a fair bit of experience. We've done some
terrifying make me poop my pants more challenging trails and he was easily the most experienced of our pack. We got to the creek and Hampton was the first over, he did not even hesitate. The creek had a somewhat big bank on the other side and was pretty muddy. Once on the other side, I waited for the others. My friend's Arabian gelding just would not cross. Even after everyone crossed. He just would not go. So N (my dear friend) got off of him to lead him over.
This part I did not see, but apparently he went to leap over and ran right over the top of her. He stepped right on her thigh and shoulder, and his hooves hit her head (WEAR YOUR HELMETS. She was, thankfully!). When I looked back, I see her lying face first in the mud. And she didn't move at first. That freaked me out, but she got up and walked to the grass to sit down. She was clearly in pain. I felt so bad for her. She looked like she had just run the tough mudder.
So we got her on a gator to be checked out by the medics and the rest of us finished the course.
(she is ok but I am sure will be sore tomorrow!)
By this time, the gerbils in Hampton's head had returned and I was actually able to jump the last 4 jumps in a very civil manner! WHY couldn't he have been like this the entire time I do not know. But at least I ended up on a good note and did jump some things.
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| The last few jumps were so fun because my horse was civil. Yay! |
Then as we walked back to the trailer Hampton turned into a fire breathing, prancing, screaming stallion. I do not know WHO he was screaming for but apparently he is more fit than what he leads me to believe! I'm like WTF horse?! I was half tempted to lunge his ass but at that point my legs were rubber and I gave up. He was quiet again once we got back to the trailer. Weirdo.
So, that was a crazy morning to say the least. It did make me want to go cross country schooling because he was loving the jumps. I'm not sure I would do another hunter pace though. It was a little too much for Hampton's little brain. Unless I gave him Ace beforehand. hahahaha. Half kidding.
I did see a number of other horses also acting a fool, so I'm not mad at him for acting like a douche. It was just a very exciting environment. I think if we could have picked up a trot and STAYED trotting, we would have been fine. It was the stop and go, and his friends taking off and leaving him, that he just could not handle. What a ding bat.
And since he is so fit apparently, he can work every day this week.