(WAY) Back in the Day ... Bar

This is another installment of the Horses of my Life series in which I feature those special creatures who have taught me the most. The previous blogs are listed in my sidebar.

Bar

For Christmas this year, my mother gave me one of the best gifts ever. She took a bunch of old VHS tapes of me riding and compiled them onto 1 DVD. It is funny. It is scary. Some moments gave me goosebumps. An all-around super awesome gift.

I think my favorite is the footage she found of me riding Bar. (circa 1992 ... I was 12)

Adjusting my stirrup.

Bar was an old-style type Quarter Horse, about as wide as he was tall. I believe he was a barrel racer and pony horse on the track before he landed as a school horse in Indiana.

He was "the most difficult horse to ride in the barn" according to Mrs. K. If you were assigned to ride Bar, it truly meant you had graduated to "advanced rider" status around Kaufman Stables! He was very sensitive, and was nicknamed "The Tank" for obvious reasons and also because he was known to just run straight through fences. I never experienced or saw that, but that was the legend. lol. If you could even get Bar to walk, you might as well have Horse Whisperer status. Looking back now, I see that he was just overfed and underworked, but whatevs.

Anyway, the first time I rode Bar I fell instantly in love. He was, in fact, the easiest horse to ride in the barn because you did not have to do anything but sit there and chill out!

He was my favorite right away. He is perhaps the reason I have fallen for a number of big bay geldings in my life.

Bar taught me a very important lesson in horsemanship, and that is how to "sit chilly." Some people never really get this aspect of learning feel and how to sit "in" the horse and not "on" him. Bar taught me how to relax and wait ... to sit with him and bring the energy down a notch.

Seems my jumping form was better when I was 12 than at 33.

He was pretty fun to jump, too, although at 12 years old ... (if you think I am scrawny now, take a look at 12-year-old Karen. Good grief) ... I basically had no hope of trotting to a jump. Bar wanted to canter and I let him. No use fighting. He enjoyed jumping so much that he tried to buck me off a couple of times during that lesson!

I didn't know "Oh shit" when I was 12, but if I did, I would be saying that
here when Bar's head vanished and he wanted to buck.

Enjoy this short little clip from the lesson video. As you can see, Bar only had 1 speed and that was Mach 10. Also, I did not grow up riding at a fancy lesson barn. We learned much like this - in a group, horses and people flailing around for a while. My hair is smashed and escaping from my helmet (which I doubt was even approved), and I love the stone wash jeans and untucked shirt. But Mrs. K was pretty strict about safety and there is something to be said about learning to ride like this.

And thanks to the DVD my mum gave me, I have plenty more where this came from. :)

Smell ya later 2012



Winter wonderland poneh

 Hampton has spend the final week and a half of 2012 enjoying some time off. I have been busy with holidays and work, and the girl who is leasing him has also been on vacation. We have done a few sessions of long-lining - which has been really good for him. But unfortunately everything on the farm has been snowed on and frozen over so there is no safe place to ride at the moment. Some places are ok to walk and trot but seeing as how my horse is not the most sure-footed creature on the planet, I'm not going to risk it.

I am going to try and drag the area tomorrow and see if I can turn into something appropriate to ride on. We have TWO lessons coming up - one with Alex Gerding and another with Dorothy Crowell .. so, you know, I should probably ride the beast a couple of times before then. It is not even that cold here (hovering around 35 which in my book is totally tolerable to ride in), but the ground it just crappy.

In other news, here are some goals for 2013.

• Show First and Second Level. Hit up at least 1 rated show, hopefully more.
• Earn scores toward USDF Bronze Medal
• Lessons, lessons, lessons
• FHF adult dressage camp
• Participate in 2 or 3 mini horse trials. Possibly move up to Beginner Novice during the summer.
• Qualify for USDF regionals? If so, attend them.
• Start saving $$ for a new dressage saddle.
• By late fall, start schooling more solid 3rd level.



weee. Blown-out Hamper photo

 I debated applying for Event Camp as LAZ's place. I thought about this long and hard. But I decided not to do it. It's very expensive and to be totally honest ... and I think this shows through this blog ... eventing is not where my heart is. I love dressage and I dabble in eventing because it is good for Hampton and also good for me to get out of the sandbox and do something different. I would rather take that money and go to FHF dressage camp, or to a clinic or even a show. Or a new saddle. :)

I am not quitting eventing. I enjoy the little mini trials we do, but I doubt I enter a rated trial or anything like that. I will continue to event at the level which is fun and safe for me. I realize we are "ready" to move up. But past Beginner Novice is no longer fun for me, it is nervewracking and I'd just rather not. We have escaped with zero bad experiences so far, pretty much by pure luck, and I don't want to overface either of us. Ever.

2013 will be about building strength in our dressage with a goal of 3rd level in late 2014. I suspect we may get "stuck" at 2nd/3rd level for a year or two. He needs to build strength and I need more education. But the ultimate goal is PSG with Hampton. I also have no doubt he can learn all the Grand Prix. He may not be competitive (maybe on a local level, but certainly not national). In order to acheive this, I have to invest in education because let's face it: I have no clue.

Question for you all: Is there anything you'd like to read more about in 2013? Anything you'd like to know about Hampton? Or anything in general? within reason? :)

Also,

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my blog readers.



Last ride of 2012.



Happy Holidays!

Happy holidays to all my readers. I have something pretty funny for you all.


This is yours truly ... in the 80s.

omg pony is obese! prob a thyroid problem, danger of founder!

Love,

Karen & Hampton

Thank those behind the scenes

November horse prancing.

Our really wonderful caretaker at the farm is taking his annual holiday this week. I am filling in a few mornings for feeding and other chores.

Today I cleaned 25 stalls, fed-watered-hayed 25 horses, turned them all out in the appropriate fields, cleaned up the aisles and did blanket switches. I do clean Hampton's little barn 4 days a week but that is just 5 stalls. Today was 5x the workload I am used to.

Julian, our usual caretaker, does this every single day!! Let me tell you my arms feel like rubber and my back hurts. Thank goodness for my brand new Dublin boots I got for Christmas (*woot woot booty dance*) or my feet would have been cold and wet as it is OF COURSE raining here. STILL.

So if you do board your horse, please remember to thank those who care for them. It is hard work and often with very little appreciation. I was a show horse groom once and rarely was I even ackknowledged. A thank-you note goes a long way.



Hampton sporting his new trace clip.



'Stepchild' update

Last year a friend of mine sent me her Percheron gelding to be started under saddle.

Sampson was purchased at an auction and no one really knew anything about him. L left him with me for about 4 months or so. I started him as if he knew nothing, but I am pretty sure he was a driving horse at some point.

Cantering was almost frightening to him, but eventually he got it. When I got him, he did not know how to lunge but he DID know how to steer. He is a sensitive, nervous type, but very kind. He has an adorable trot (very smooth to sit!) and I'm sure his canter is getting better as he learns to balance himself.

I really enjoyed having him as a "stepchild."

Hamper and Sampson

Learning about sidereins. He knew nothing about softness
or yielding to the bit at first. He was a quick learner, though.

Anyway, he continues to do really well for his owner! She is involved with marketing and Sampson often gets gigs as a model in photo shoots. Here is a recent one. He cleans up so nice!

Not sure how she got him so white!

Makes me feel good to hear that horses I have helped are doing so well.

2012 Roundup & Review

2012: Year in Review

January

• Hampton "learns" to pull a sled. Hillbilly style.
• One of my first riding instructors and respected horseman, Al Kaufman, dies.

Mr. K.

• I had Sampson, my friend's horse, in training. He was doing well.
• My goals including FHF adult camp (check!), a USDF rated show (fail), and a few CAF shows/combined test at starter (surpassed this goal, although not at CAF ...)
• My job was rocky and I was unsure how much longer I might be employed.

February

• My beloved old Morgan show horse (and World Champion), Sparkle, dies.

Sparkle and I in 2001 I believe. She was the one who taught me
how to train and show on my own. (no trainer)

• A friend and I make a 9+ hour trip with my truck and trailer to take my best friend's horse all the way to Kansas.

March

• Hampton and I move barns. I get a job there doing morning barn chores.
• Hampton and I attend a "cow clinic" in which we HERD BUFFALO. Possibly some of the most fun I have ever had on horseback. Hampton loves it. He lacks any real cow sense but plays along.

We herd buffalo now.

April

• My job says I can either move to Louisville or not have a job anymore.
• Looks like I am moving to Kentucky!

Hampton approves of his new home.

• Before we leave the state, Hampton starts learning piaffe/half steps in hand.
• We make the move at the end of the month.

May

• I search for a new instructor and become very frustrated in that process. The situation at the new barn is tense and uncomfortable. I consider moving. (GLAD I DIDN'T!)
• We school cross country. I stay on. :)

• We lesson a few times with James Houston.

June

• FHF Adult dressage camp was ... good and not-so-good, but we learn from everything, right?
• Phish show - this time I am able to score a photo pass (my job does have its perks) and I am in the photo pit (in front of the front row!) for 15-20 minutes. I didn't blog about this since I mostly keep this blog horse-related, but it was a highlight of my year.

Phish!! (photo by me)

July

• We participate in our first mini horse trial. Earning a 71% in dressage and second place overall. Neither one of us had ever done such a thing so it was a good first experience.

:)

• Phish show in St. Louis. Smokin' setlist.

August

• It is hotter than a nun in a whore-house during this month. We clinic with Alex Gerding - which was awesome - but otherwise nothing of significance happens.
• I turn 33. (see above)

September

• I sell my awesome truck (2500HD) and buy a Honda Civic. Doing so was heartbreaking, but saves me more than $400 a month just in gas alone.

October

• I enter Octoberfest horse show and end up not going because getting a ride is way too costly and I am scheduled to work. Bummer.
• The situation at the barn is cleared up with the person who is the root of the problem is evicted. I decide to stay.

• I get the opportunity to work off a good chunk of Hampton's board.
• I decide to half-lease Hampton out to a nice lady who is about my age. She rides him 2 days a week.

November

• We clinic with Dorothy Crowell which was a total blast.
• We participate in another mini horse trial - getting a 3rd place out of 12 people this time. Hampton is a rock star. I had strep throat and was pretty useless.

• A bomb is (rather casually, I might add) dropped on me at the horse trials. This news leaves me shaken, worried and heartbroken. I never blogged about it ... probably will at some point ... but the news affects me deeply.

December

• I drive back to Indiana for a lesson at FHF. Planning on getting J down to KY for a clinic soon!
• We attend a small, rainy, dressage schooling show. Showing First and Second Level. It goes well, but we have lots to work on.
• I find a new local dressage instructor. (Finally!)

... next up, 2013 goals? Dare I aim for any?

(of course is the world ends on Dec. 21 then it doesn't matter. Disregard.)

Shave and a haircut

I FINALLY got around to getting the beast a trace clip.

He looks handsome, as usual. :)

dawww.

Remember how I had asked another person to clip him back in October? She said that he "went psycho" and that he needed drugs. She ended up not clipping him at all. Like could not get near him with clippers, supposedly. I was not there for that attempt, but for 2-3 days after that Hamps was very fearful of the main barn. I suspected she did something to him, because he rarely acts so wild. I can't confirm that anything happened, but I will say today I held him in the aisle and he stood while TWO people clipped him! One gal with big body clippers and another gal doing clean-up with regular clippers.

Was he nervous? Yes. They were getting the hairy eye ball. Was he psycho? NO. NO. NO.

No drugs!!

Ok, we did end up giving him a little bit of happy juice about half-way through, not because he was being wild but because he just got to wiggling around too much. I did not even have a chain on his nose.

So, I dunno. Regardless, he is clipped now. He also got a new blankie to wear.

$50 purchase off eBay. Bam!
He is a size 84 - that is big.

And because I exploit my poor horse:

Drunk