Thursday, March 11, 2021

AIKEN DAY 5: HITCHCOCK WOODS


After a wild ass weekend of trailering, riding on the beach, showing I-2 and finding an unconscious teen in the road, we were more than happy to just have a nice walk day on Monday.

A couple of the other gals had lessons (and there was another unplanned dismount. Ooops. lol.) So we sort of all did our own thing.

Hitchcock Woods is maybe a 20 minute haul from Jumping Branch so we took Hampton and Royale there and had a lovely 70 minute ride. And even though I was randomly picking turns and paths, we did NOT get lost and somehow ended up doing a loop? Since when do we not get lost on trail rides? Weird.




I know I said it last year, but I'll say it again. Hitchcock Woods is stunning. The trails are sandy, well maintained and if you want to play fox hunter, there are jumps for you too! We found some decent hills this year but if you want to avoid hills, you totally can.

The properties that line the woods are dream homes. Quaint barns, cute houses, access to trails. You name it.


Excuse me can we move in?


It's just beautiful and peaceful. The horses seemed to really enjoy it too!

I think I might have gone to bed at 8 p.m. No more fucking around, the rest of the week we have lessons!

LOL Hampton a little over this "get on the trailer every damn day" shit

Enjoyed a warm bath when we got home

Royale enjoy a good roll


Tuesday, March 9, 2021

AIKEN 2021: DAY 4 | OUR FIRST I-2 ... and a body.

Stable View is so gorgeous!


How to prepare to ride your first I-2 test:

Have sporadic schooling 2 weeks before due to sub zero temps and ice everywhere

Three days before, haul 10 hours to a different climate

Hack two days before. 

Ride on a BEACH the day before and totally fuck around.

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We had an 8 am ride time (rude) on Sunday morning. But honestly I didn't even care. The haul over to Stable View Farm was easy and quick and I gave Hamp a nice long warm up and he felt like a million dollars. He was FULL of himself, but not naughty. It's such a great feeling to have so much energy available! He felt fit and strong!

Stable View is GORGEOUS by the way. The footing is PERFECT. The warmup had Atwood footing with Hampton LOVED and it was perfectly maintained and just heavenly. 


He warmed up great, but sadly we had one of those "we in the show ring lets go to shit" tests which sometimes happens to us especially at the start of the season. He was just dumped on the forehand, and unresponsive to half halts - even my strong, RUDE half halts (yeah, I was floating his teeth at times). He just ignored me and kept diving. Good thing we are here for lessons sir! And this is why we have schooling shows.



Even so, we got most of the things done except the ones where I only got 7 out of 11. That's ok though I wasn't expecting to get those yet. Now we have the first one out of the way and I can start to clean it up. It was so fun to show in such a pretty venue and the VERY VERY generous judge gave us a 61! I'll take that and run before she changes her mind. ha! 

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I ran Hampton back to Jumping Branch and then back to Stable View to watch a couple of the other gals compete in the horse trial and jumper classes. They kicked ass of course and it was SO FUN to be back at a horse show with great friends and amazing weather. 

When the show was over, we had some time kill back at Jumping Branch, so several of the girls jumped on Hampton to do a little piaffe/passage. I really enjoy sharing him and seeing the looks on my friend's faces when they feel those movements. He is the best boy.

I maybe did more piaffing as the ground help than Hampton did

Hamp waiting to give pony rides

Stable View's big covered arena


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We were done with the ponies at a reasonable hour and went back to the house for dinner and showers. At about 8:30 p.m. we decided to go do a night check. Royale had been acting a little odd earlier in the day (flared nostrils and panting. Probably got a little hot). He had gotten better but we wanted to double check on him. 

At first it was just me, Liz and K going out but at the last minute our ER nurse friend decided to drive us (because, um, SOME of us may not have been totally sober). Talk about fate stepping in ...

We pulled out of the driveway and drove maybe 20 yards and ... what's that in the road? ... Is that a ... body? How high/drunk/tired are we? No way there's a BODY in the middle of the road.

It was.

There was a 15-16 year old boy out cold in the middle of the road.

His skateboard was at his feet and he was not moving.

Upon further observation, ER nurse Hero was able to quickly determine he had a head injury. He had already vomited in the road and on himself. He was totally incoherent. And when I say he was white as a sheet, he was WHITE. We called 911 while also trying to find if any neighbors knew this kid or his parents. 

He had his phone in his pocket, but couldn't unlock it, or say the code, or even say his name. More vomiting.

A few neighbors decided to join the scene and were unhelpful to say the least. One dude we dubbed "Big Swingin' Dick" because he kept acting like he knew what was going on here. No you don't sir, put your dick away. Finally, this poor kid starts to come around and is able to unlock his phone and we get a hold of his mom. She freaks out, poor thing.

Finally, Aiken's hilljack rescue department rolls up. They were in gym shorts in someone's personal vehicle. Better than nothing, but ... I think we need a real ambulance. No cops. In fact no cops ever show up I don't believe. No one takes statements from any of us, including the nurse who was first on scene and had assessed him. An actual ambulance does eventually show up. There's nothing else for us to do. His mom had shown up, and he appeared in good hands. Thankfully he had improved and could say his name. 

So we get back in the truck and leave.

 

via GIPHY

 


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So lessons learned:

Always have an ICE contact in your phone. 

Set emergency contacts in your phone that can be accessed without the lock code.

If you skateboard, wear a helmet.

Don't get injured or sick in Aiken?

I mean it's scary to think what would have happened if we had not left for night check. He was starting to close his eyes and wanting to sleep, would he have thrown up and aspirated? When would help have come along?

It sounded like he would be alright, but we never did get an update on the poor guy.

Wasn't planning on encountering a possible life threatening situation in Aiken.

But here we are!



Thursday, March 4, 2021

AIKEN 2021: DAY 3 THE MOTHER-FING BEACH

The group!
(yes we all have our Aiken 2021 tie-dye T-shirts on. Like I said, we are nerds)

Saturday was *BEACH DAY* which we were all excited about because we are all 12 year olds stuck in 30-40 year old bodies. 

We left JBF just before 8 a.m. and the route to the coast was ... basically murder valley backroads. I am talking Steven Avery shit. Confederate flags. Abandoned buildings. 




But after 2.5 hours we did make it to Hunting Island Beach!

Except wait ... the drive from the park entrance to the parking lot was straight out of Shit-Your-Pants-Jurassic Park. Tight, curvy roads riddled with potholes. Getting my bumper pull through was hard enough and the other gals has big goosenecks! 

Photos don't do this drive justice. 


But we did make it, although when we unloaded we found that my divider pin had flat our broke. It broke at some point on the drive way. Probably thanks to a pothole. This pin has come loose before, but never just snapped. So we have to lift the divider now to hook up the butt bars. #janky. We added that of Things to Be Fixed before the drive home.

That certainly was not going to damper beach day. So we all got on, and started to walk our way to the beach. Hoping we would not die and taking deep breaths haha. Which horse would freak out? Which one would not care at all? Is someone going to go swimming?

The walk to the beach!

This was quite the environment. The ocean is loud, plus you have people with dogs, kids, umbrellas, other horses. I could tell Hamp was a little worried but remained civil. He walked right up to the water but the white waves coming at his feet was concerning so it took me a while to get him to step in the water. He did get in though!

I mean THIS HAPPENED.

Another semi-group shot



Just unreal.

I can't image what they must think with roaring white water coming at their feet over and over.

Our group was excellent at communicating to each other about who is going to trot/canter so no one got surprised or spooked.

Cantering my horse by the Atlantic Ocean. What..


It was .... as beautiful and cool and special as I had hoped. We saw dolphins, pelicans and seagulls. Each of us took a turn trotting and cantering (and videoing each other because DUH). A couple of gals on their OTTBs got to open them up a little! I wasn't that brave although Hampton was really well behaved. We did go for a canter but not a gallop haha.


Back at the trailer I did notice that Hampton was pretty tucked up, with some mild flank trembling so I knew he was probably more stressed than he let on. He was always very willing to move so I don't think he was tying up, but probably got tense and a little dehydrated on me. By the time he was untacked he seemed better but got electrolytes anyway.

Happy to roll when we got home!

After more Jurassic Park off-roading to get out back to the road, we made it back to the farm safely and Hampton got a nice cool bath and dinner. 

Marine base on way to the beach

Wish I could have explored the lighthouse. It looked neat!

That was a big day. But Hampton and I had our first I-2 to do the next morning. So into show mode I went. Could Hampton pull this off?

Wednesday, March 3, 2021

AIKEN 2021: Day 1 & 2

 

At some sketchy pit stop in TN


I hope you all are ready for some SMOKIN blog material. My blog has been sort of boring lately and I thought maybe Aiken will give me some content.

Oh, it be giving me content.


Loaded and ready to go!


Day 1: Travel

We had five gals and five horses on the road at 5 a.m. sharp Thursday morning. An amazing feat by itself. The trip was thankfully uneventful and we arrived at the beautiful Jumping Branch Farm around 3 p.m.

You know you are in the south when you see big crosses?

Road to Jumping Branch

It was T-shirt weather when we got there! 75 degrees!

Our gorgeous AirBnB




Hampton and stepbrother Royale both traveled great. We had one of the OTTBs act a little funny (high resp rate), but after some electrolytes, banamine and turnout, he was back to normal.

Some of the girls went on a hack, but I let Hampton just relax while I unpacked and got settled. We were all exhausted, and went back to our beautiful AirBnB, stuffed our faces with pizza and passed out. 

Day 2: Hack day

On the lovely track at JBF

Schooling field



We all went on a lovely hack around JBF on Friday. Some did some schooling, some jumped a little. Hamp and I mostly walked with a little piaffe thrown in for good measure here and there. He felt quite spry and fit. We did have one unplanned dismount in the group when the youngest (youngest horse AND rider) had a moment. But both were ok.

Liz and I did some tack store shopping too. We hit up Aiken Saddlery and Dover. I managed to rein myself in but did buy Hamp a lovely new halter.

I wonder if anyone can smell this journalist around here.

Hacking around JBF

Cute train station



After the horses were all fed and put to bed in their paddocks, we had a fabulous dinner back at the house. And then sat outside by the fire for a bit. There might have been alcohol consumed.

Unbeknownst to us, the first two days here would be the most uneventful.



Monday, February 22, 2021

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 THREE MORE SLEEPS UNTIL AIKEN


...naturally, the day we leave it will be back up to 50 degrees. 

I am really feeling for those in Texas who are literally fending for themselves like some episode of Naked and Afraid. That situation should not happen in America but HERE WE ARE. 

So I am not going to complain about this KY winter.

But on Thursday, BYE FELICIA.

Aiken here we come!



Pushing a loaded wheelbarrow through snow is not ok.


Monday, February 15, 2021

A poke and a furry emergency

Dr. Hopper checks Hamp's LF paw
Couldn't go in with your horse, but you could def be a stalker
and helicopter parent from the truck.

Since KY has decided to have somewhat of an actual winter this year, schooling has been a little sporadic this week due to ice, frigid temps and just trying to survive.

Since Hamp was going to have an easy week anyway, it was a perfect time for a trip to Rood n Riddle to make sure he was as comfortable as possible before Aiken.

I had been feeling little things here and there that made me think his LF was starting to bother him again. He wasn't lame, but the right lead canter felt wonky, and sometimes he was getting uneven in passage (not normal for him, so I figured it probably wasn't my riding). 

Sure enough, after not working for 2 days, and trotting on pavement on a small circle in 20 degree weather - he was a 2/5 on that LF for the vet. 

We agreed on another injection to his navicular bursa. It worked so well last time for him so I'm more than happy to do it again. I thought maybe his hocks needed done, too, but the vet thought what I was feeling was all related to that LF.



To inject the navicular bursa, the vet has to go through the DDFT which
makes me nervous but this is why I take him to RnR.


Hopefully we can get some schooling in later this week. We are supposed to get hit by snow, which I can handle. It's this ice that annoys the shit out of me. 

He is fit and ready, and having an easy week leading up to Aiken isn't going to cause him to lose fitness. It's winter in KY and we are all just doing the best we can. It's hard not to feel guilty, or put pressure on myself about all of that but I know in my head that it's all ok. It'll be fine.

Time to start packing, organizing and cleaning!

These two furry buttholes are starting to act more civil.

Oh by the way Ralston had to make a trip to the ER one evening because his breathing had gotten rapid and shallow. Naturally, it cost me almost $500 to find out the old man has asthma. Round of steroids and he is fine.

So basically he has fit right in around here.