Selling the drama

Morning on the farm.
Can you spot May from May As Well Event?

We have our first show of the season this weekend!

Naturally, all the wheels are falling off the bus.

Hampton went through a phase where he turned into an utter RAVING LUNATIC for 2 weeks. Spooking, bolting, rearing, rearing and trying to buck at the same time, launching in the air, etc. He actually threw my back out and I had sleep with a heating pad and load up on Advil. There were blisters on my hands from the reins and I ride with gloves.

It was bad.

I had everything under the sun suggested to me on what was wrong, but I decided to treat him for ulcers first. On day two of Ulcerguard, he was so dead quiet it was alarming.

His behavior changed pretty much right away. Yes he will still spook here and there but that is more normal Hampton and not crawling out of his skin Hampton. I've kept him on Ulcerguard and a new supplement to help him out too.

He has been MagnaWaved a couple times, too.

But then he got .... weird. Hampton has always been a pretty heavy horse in the bridle. He has never cared what bit I used. He could give two shits. But suddenly he is behind the bit, sucked back in the neck, getting his tongue over the bit, wrenching his neck one way. This of course destroys EVERYTHING we do. He could not do even one flying change. In fact he would often just ignore me. Massively crooked, tense back. When Hampton is behind the bit it is the worst feeling ever.  He can hang and drag me around ALL DAY and that is better than having no horse in your hands.

I upped the UlcerGuard, and changed bits. I picked out the nicest bits ever - a nice happy mouth curb, and my boucher french link. He was much better in this combo, altho still a tick behind the bridle. But his mouth was much more quiet and our changes were back.

I guess that's what we go with this weekend?

10/10 do not recommend changing your equipment ... um 48 hours before a show.

So I'm heading into this show with a pit in my stomach. Thank fuck I entered 4th level and one PSG, instead of being a hero and debuting at I-1.

But still, I am having PTSD from a couple years ago when he felt like this and it was a DISASTER

I can't find any soreness in his back, but I think perhaps it's time for a vet visit after the show so see if something else is up.

I have a good plan in place to keep him loose at the show so hopefully things will be ok.

*bites nails*

Equicore

The slave driving wench has put more straps on me.

Hampton was due for a light day so I borrowed a friend's Equicore pad.

It's just a saddlepad with buckles and two rubbery elastic bands. It looks super easy to make one yourself if you were inclined.

Now, I wouldn't recommend doing what I did. Which was to just hook up both bands and go right to lunging. I know Hampton would give zero shits, but a more sensitive horse might take offense if you don't introduce it properly.

We did out normal light lunging session and to be honest I didn't notice any difference in his movement. *shrug*

I do see how this system would benefit a horse who likes to hollow his back (not in Hampton's nature or way he is built), or a horse who is recovering from EPM or stall rest or something. And I think it's good resistance training. I like it much better than say a pessoa training rig.

Maybe I'll try riding in it and see if I can feel a difference next time. But Hampton was utterly bored.

Anyway, an interesting tool!

Price: $220
Number of shits given from Hampton: 0
User friendly: 10/10
Website: http://www.equicoreconcepts.com/


Note: I am not getting anything for this lame review. Just my personal opinion.

Welcome to horses. Derby edition.

Let's say that during one of my dressage tests, a horse is another ring bolts and in turn spooks my horse, who then jumps out of the arena.

I get eliminated.

Even though it wasn't my fault.

Let's say my horse stumbles during a test and bites his tongue, resulting in blood in the mouth.

Guess what, I get eliminated.

If you break the rules, you get penalized. Sometimes eliminated.

This seems to be a concept that many people refuse to accept with the weekend's Kentucky (or is it spelled Kentuky now?) Derby.

Yep you can now buy the shirt! 

It's like a bunch of helicopter parents in a rage because the refs called a foul on their kid.

It's not fair! Its the wrong call! It's rigged! The horse got robbed!

....

Except, that the rule book is clear.

“A leading horse if clear is entitled to any part of the track. If a leading horse or any other horse in a race swerves or is ridden to either side so as to interfere with, intimidate, or impede any other horse or jockey, or to cause the same result, this action shall be deemed a foul.”
-- Kentucky Racing Commission


It doesn't address or even mention INTENT. This is the unfortunate result of some of these rules. They can't address intent because then all sorts of people would lie and point fingers. It has to be a hard and fast rule.

I agree that it's not fair. Maximum Security crossed the finish line first.

We could play "What ifs" all day long, but horses are unpredictable. And now you have 20 horses, 3 year olds who may or may not even steer, in an extremely high pressure race going at Mach 10. Just because it's the Derby doesn't mean they should bend the rules. It is, after all, just another horse race.

The thing is, if you are going to own, train, ride or otherwise be involved with horses, you had better be ok with accepting that sometimes you are going to throw $500 out onto your lawn and burn it. Or, in this case, a million dollars. ha. Sometimes shit happens, and horses will break your heart and your bank account. They don't know or care how much money was on the line. They were simply doing what was asked of them, and trying to protect themselves.

It is incredibly heartbreaking for MS and his connections. But the stewards had to make that call, and it was the right call in accordance to the rules.

Maybe the rules need looked at. I don't know. 

I am no racing expert, but I do know what it's like to be in the horse business.

Like a Washington Post article said, "Elation, confusion, dread and despair."

Yeah, welcome to horses.

I took an online dressage lesson

International dressage rider and trainer Ellesse Jordan Tzingberg posted something interesting on her Instagram a few weeks ago. It was an opportunity to train with her - virtually!

The price was right, so I signed up for one lesson.

I sent her a questionnaire with information about myself and Hampton, my goals, our struggles, etc. And then sent her a 20 minute video of us schooling.

I kept the good, the bad and the ugly in that video.

(These 3-tempis were pretty good, but you can see he still gets croup-high on occasion. We get away with this in the 4s and 3s but it can't happen in the 2s)

After 2 or 3 days, she sent back an absolutely amazing 7-page PDF full of exercises, advice, instruction and other comments regarding our video and overall picture. PLUS, she sent an audio file of her comments while she was watching our video in real time. I was so pleasantly surprised at 1) the quality of the instruction and 2) the professional manner in which everything was done.

She seemed very sweet as well, and had many wonderful comments on both what we do well, and what we need to work on.

My big goal currently is to try and improve Hampton's overall way of going. I'm not worried about the movements as he is a smart boy and we all know he can pick those up. But he is still downhill and flat, and I know there is only so much I can do but I don't think he is tapped out yet. She has loads of great advice and I have been using her exercises nearly everyday since.

She is officially launching this online training program in about a month and I fully intend to keep up with these virtual lessons. Would be great to do this once a month or so! It's just really nice to have another set of eyes and a fresh perspective on things. Her advice was spot on

By the way she also gives online coaching for jumpers, too!

A thumbs up from me!

Trampled by Turtles .... LRK3DE.

Another Not Rolex LRK3DE is in the books.

I'm really not sure how to adequately put into words how much fun it was so have my favorite InternetStrangersTurnedGoodFriends around for the weekend was, so I guess I'll let some photos tell the story.

Friday was cold and rainy but that didn't deter us from shopping.

From left to right:

Aimee (SprinklerBandit)

Renate

Leah (Confessions of a Dressage Barbie)

[Me]

Teresa (Eventing Saddlebred Style)

PHOTO BOMBER COP hahahahaha

Megan (Go Big or Go Home)

Sara

I did go over my budget while shopping but not by much. I bought a pair of light blue Roekel gloves, a Myler curb bit, some web reins, and thanks to the extraordinary generosity of a friend, also a pair of Equipe reins which will promptly be going on my double bridle. They are amazing.

I also entered contests, collected all the free shit I could and called it a day.

Saturday was MUCH better weather. We arrived at Jen's (CobJockey) stellar tailgating spot, and promptly broke out the booze. It was perhaps 9:30 am.

By 10am the first horse was out of course and never ceases to be about the coolest thing ever watching these athletes.

There was more drinking. And wondering around.

I met a couple of additional bloggers, too, including Niamh, Emma and Stephanie!

Yep, they are all super cool.

We also had an adventure unicorn as our mascot. T and I took him hostage at one point.

He grew a 'stash at some point

Leah was a genius and has these Not Rolex adult sippy cups made for all of us!

After XC ended we wondered around the trade fair a little, and ended up loitering outside the Dubarry tent for a bit and waiting for people to sober up. Mostly due to exhaustion. And waded in the head of the lake before finally headed back to my place.

Sorry, hip flexors.

The cutest photo!

We had greasy pizza and bad service at a local dive bar and probably crashed embarassingly early.

#Thisis30

Sunday morning everyone got to meet Hampton. T, Aimee and Leah had to split to drive to STL but Renate stuck around and rode! She rode Hampton quite well. They did some piaffe, and a flying change each way. Not bad for a catch ride! 

Hampton surrounded by Internet fans

What a fantastic weekend of good friends, good food, drinks, amazing horses and riders, shopping and very little sleep! When can we do it again???

Make sure to check out everyone else's blogs for more! 

(the blog title is for you ladies! ha!)

Are you ready

It's just days away now.

A reunion of epic proportions.

Internet strangers no more! (Photos from 2017!)

And this year Theresa is joining the gang at my condo! 

I hope they are prepared for my rude cats.

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Drinking at 10:30 am? Shopping? Harassing outriders?

Count on some some debauchery, shopping, drinking, elite horses and riders and who the hell

knows what else might happen.

Not Rolex  LR3DE kicks off about 4 weeks of non stop insanity for me but it all involves horses

so bring it on!

Weight distribution

I thought this was an excellent video on how weight distribution works, and why it is so important to have an appropriate tow vehicle for the trailer you are hauling.




Meanwhile, my own trailer recently got a nice power wash and scrub. Am I the only one that finds satisfaction in blasting all that grim off?

It's also had general maintenance done and we are ready for show season.

At least the trailer is!