2012 Roundup & Review

2012: Year in Review

January

• Hampton "learns" to pull a sled. Hillbilly style.
• One of my first riding instructors and respected horseman, Al Kaufman, dies.

Mr. K.

• I had Sampson, my friend's horse, in training. He was doing well.
• My goals including FHF adult camp (check!), a USDF rated show (fail), and a few CAF shows/combined test at starter (surpassed this goal, although not at CAF ...)
• My job was rocky and I was unsure how much longer I might be employed.

February

• My beloved old Morgan show horse (and World Champion), Sparkle, dies.

Sparkle and I in 2001 I believe. She was the one who taught me
how to train and show on my own. (no trainer)

• A friend and I make a 9+ hour trip with my truck and trailer to take my best friend's horse all the way to Kansas.

March

• Hampton and I move barns. I get a job there doing morning barn chores.
• Hampton and I attend a "cow clinic" in which we HERD BUFFALO. Possibly some of the most fun I have ever had on horseback. Hampton loves it. He lacks any real cow sense but plays along.

We herd buffalo now.

April

• My job says I can either move to Louisville or not have a job anymore.
• Looks like I am moving to Kentucky!

Hampton approves of his new home.

• Before we leave the state, Hampton starts learning piaffe/half steps in hand.
• We make the move at the end of the month.

May

• I search for a new instructor and become very frustrated in that process. The situation at the new barn is tense and uncomfortable. I consider moving. (GLAD I DIDN'T!)
• We school cross country. I stay on. :)

• We lesson a few times with James Houston.

June

• FHF Adult dressage camp was ... good and not-so-good, but we learn from everything, right?
• Phish show - this time I am able to score a photo pass (my job does have its perks) and I am in the photo pit (in front of the front row!) for 15-20 minutes. I didn't blog about this since I mostly keep this blog horse-related, but it was a highlight of my year.

Phish!! (photo by me)

July

• We participate in our first mini horse trial. Earning a 71% in dressage and second place overall. Neither one of us had ever done such a thing so it was a good first experience.

:)

• Phish show in St. Louis. Smokin' setlist.

August

• It is hotter than a nun in a whore-house during this month. We clinic with Alex Gerding - which was awesome - but otherwise nothing of significance happens.
• I turn 33. (see above)

September

• I sell my awesome truck (2500HD) and buy a Honda Civic. Doing so was heartbreaking, but saves me more than $400 a month just in gas alone.

October

• I enter Octoberfest horse show and end up not going because getting a ride is way too costly and I am scheduled to work. Bummer.
• The situation at the barn is cleared up with the person who is the root of the problem is evicted. I decide to stay.

• I get the opportunity to work off a good chunk of Hampton's board.
• I decide to half-lease Hampton out to a nice lady who is about my age. She rides him 2 days a week.

November

• We clinic with Dorothy Crowell which was a total blast.
• We participate in another mini horse trial - getting a 3rd place out of 12 people this time. Hampton is a rock star. I had strep throat and was pretty useless.

• A bomb is (rather casually, I might add) dropped on me at the horse trials. This news leaves me shaken, worried and heartbroken. I never blogged about it ... probably will at some point ... but the news affects me deeply.

December

• I drive back to Indiana for a lesson at FHF. Planning on getting J down to KY for a clinic soon!
• We attend a small, rainy, dressage schooling show. Showing First and Second Level. It goes well, but we have lots to work on.
• I find a new local dressage instructor. (Finally!)

... next up, 2013 goals? Dare I aim for any?

(of course is the world ends on Dec. 21 then it doesn't matter. Disregard.)

Shave and a haircut

I FINALLY got around to getting the beast a trace clip.

He looks handsome, as usual. :)

dawww.

Remember how I had asked another person to clip him back in October? She said that he "went psycho" and that he needed drugs. She ended up not clipping him at all. Like could not get near him with clippers, supposedly. I was not there for that attempt, but for 2-3 days after that Hamps was very fearful of the main barn. I suspected she did something to him, because he rarely acts so wild. I can't confirm that anything happened, but I will say today I held him in the aisle and he stood while TWO people clipped him! One gal with big body clippers and another gal doing clean-up with regular clippers.

Was he nervous? Yes. They were getting the hairy eye ball. Was he psycho? NO. NO. NO.

No drugs!!

Ok, we did end up giving him a little bit of happy juice about half-way through, not because he was being wild but because he just got to wiggling around too much. I did not even have a chain on his nose.

So, I dunno. Regardless, he is clipped now. He also got a new blankie to wear.

$50 purchase off eBay. Bam!
He is a size 84 - that is big.

And because I exploit my poor horse:

Drunk

2012 Blooper Reel!

That would be my cat, Grover.

2012 Blooper Blog

It's been a crazy, fun year full of many changes but before I do the boring roundup blog, let's just get to the fun part. The bloopers. :)

Someone left this on my desk at work and I STILL do not know who did it!

OMG Hampton can you hang your knees any more?

Much better jumping form ... except upside down.

In March I had the mother of all broken nails

Summer heat sucks.

Probably not a candidate to send to George Morris!

I am not a Bears fan.

And here we demonstrate the "croup-high canter"

Uhh?

We DID make it over the jump despite being 1) downhill 2) crooked and 3)  a hot mess

nerd alert

Look up HOT SLOPPY MESS jumping in Websters ....

butt shot

Kamikaze

Today's competitive horse prancing dressage show was just down the road, which is why we went ahead and loaded up even though it was raining this morning. Seems the rain chased away a bunch of other competitors. WIMPS! It actually stopped raining for my tests and was starting to get nice out when we were leaving.

Making cute faces while I get comments from the judge.

end of test - he looks proud of himself

Anyhoo.

We did Second Level Test 1 first thing. Back in April, I set a goal with J, my instructor, that we would aim for a "kamikaze second level test" by the end of the year. Rain or not dammit I was going to meet that goal. I thought if I broke 60% I would be thrilled since neither one of us 1) knows what we are doing and 2) Hampton doesn't really have the uphill strength required for that level yet. BUT we can do the movements, so what the hell.

Well ... it was sort of sloppy. Much like the nasty, sloshy, slick footing. Hampton broke from the canter twice on me because his back end was slipping around. Otherwise, the judge said our biggest issue was we need to be more uphill (100% agree). We need more power in the medium, etc. It was not a disaster, but just sloppy on my part. I could tell Hamps was unsure about the footing but I told him to suck it up.

We squeaked out a 60% - which I felt was super fair. Especially since I FORGOT my 10 meter canter circles BOTH directions. *facepalm* So that was two "0" marks.

Warm up ring was inside.

I went right back in and rode First Level test 1. I think Hampton and I were both relieved - this is the level which is easy for us. It's where we belong at the moment. Much more fluid, one bobble where he broke again into the trot (he never does this at home, which is why I sort of blame the footing here ...). We come out with a 66% - pretty typical for what we tend to score.

I was really happy with him, but felt I didn't warm him up well enough to really unlock his back. Poor guy I pulled him right out of his stall, put him on the trailer, pulled up to the show, unloaded and hopped on. He lower back was tight, which is typical, he just needed more time to relax. But he was really well behaved. Our barn manager came along for support and she was laughing at Hamps who always walks off the trailer like a fire breathing dragon - raptor snorting, arching his neck, but within 5 minutes he is back to sweet Hamper who packs me around like a trail horse. lol. He is so funny. He just has to make an entrance.

Our first place prizes were cute horse shoes decorated with beads and stuffs.
If you show in the rain, you get all da prizes because rain
scares away dressage queens! :)

We've got some work to do - fo sho - over the winter. But I think we can do First and Second next year. Maybe get some scores for my bronze medal? MAAAAYBE qualify for regionals?

Coming up ... 2012 blooper blog. I think it's my favorite post to put together. :)

Lesson report

Who drives 3 hours (one way) to take an hour dressage lesson?

This girl.

Since I'm using up all my vacation days before the end of the year, I have all this time on my hands. Which of course means I will be spending most of my days around horses. I drove back to Indy today for a lesson with J, who let me ride the farm's AMAZING 3rd/4th level horse - Racharee ("RaeRae"). I was honored to be able to ride her. She is a many time USDF show winner, regional reserve champion and all around awesome mare.

Racharee. She is gorgeous, too! 

Since Hampton turns 6 next year, I wanted to start feeling some of the 3rd level and up movements so that I can teach them to Hampton (eventually). As far as dressage goes, I am a very green rider when it comes to movements at 3rd level and beyond. It's probably a good idea that I at least get some feel for what is supposed to happen before I expect poor Hampton to perform correctly.

Here is some of what we worked on:

• Piaffe/half steps
• Passage-like trot (I tried to stifle my giggles of delight and remain professional!)
• Canter on-the-spot feeling ...
• a few steps of canter pirouette
• flying lead changes
• shoulder in
• canter half pass
• trot half pass (I failed to contain my delight here ... so easy and amazing!)
• medium trot
• extreme medium trot*
• turn on the haunches/walk pirouette

Shoulder-in. Sorry for crappy cell phone photos.

Added bonus: I rode in Racharee's County Perfection saddle. *swoon*

* Here J referred to something she calls "bionic posting" ... which is basically posting super slow and close to the saddle (at least that is what I found worked for me). Basically I pointed Rae across the diagonal and asked for medium trot ... REALLY revved the engine but then asked her to stay up and under me. This is the beginnings of getting that really cool expressive trot. More giggling and "weee!" from me ... in my true professional manner. *sigh* I don't think I explained this very well ... but it was fun. :)

Rae was really tolerant of my rookie mistakes. She was a good challenge for me because she is nothing like Hampton. Rae has a very calm, almost lazy nature to her. Nothing bothers her and if you let her, she tends to be underpowered.

For example, for a walk-canter transition - I need maybe a Level 2 aid for Hampton to quickly strike off. For Rae, I used a Level 7 aid and her response was still a bit delayed as if she was wondering if I was serious. lol. She needed a lot of "waking up" and "rattling her cage" so to speak. I don't think I ever really animated her as much as she needed to be. Rae was also much heavier in the bridle - even in a double, than Hampton ever is. Then again, she is 10 years old and has more life experience. But she was a total blast to ride and really does try for you. She just doesn't get worried about much lol. I have to give major props to her regular riders - Sarah and Isabelle who have made this mare into something wonderful!

Oh! And having the mirrors helped me see and make an attempt to fix my annoying bad habits, too. As J did not point out all of them. :) There is only so much time in the day.

Of course I am not going to hop on Hampton tomorrow and ask him to do all of these things, but over the winter I'll start challenging him a bit more. He's ready.

Morbid morning

100% totally unrelated jumping photo of Hamps. (thanks SprinklerBandit!)

This morning (before I got to the barn), another horse on the farm died (not sure how, possibly euthanized). He was lying on a hill so I didn't see him until I was leading Hampton from his field back to the barn to tack up. In fact Hampton noticed the body first. I felt him suddenly stop at the end of the lead and begin his - now trademarked - "raptor snorting." I thought he was spooking at the free-range chickens at first but then I looked down the hill and saw the body.

It's interesting to me how horses react to a dead body. I have had them not react at all, and some get really perturbed - like Hampton did. Some of them want to sniff the body, others want to get the hell out of dodge. Hampton has never seen a fellow equine lying dead as a doorknob before - at least since I have had him.

I crosstied Hamps in the barn but from that position he could still see the dead horse on the hill. More raptor snorting and dancing in the crossties. I finally closed the barn door to block his view and he settled down.

He was actually fantastic to ride. We could not see the dead horse from the arena at all.

When I heard a loud rattle coming up the drive way - I knew what it was. The Grim Reaper truck. The stench of death fills the air and I let Hampton have a walk break because I knew what would happen next.

As they hoisted the body into the truck - the horses in the paddocks (who could see this happen) began running and screaming around their fields. Thankfully Hampton did not react to any of this. I watched with interest and wondered if those horses knew what was going on? As soon as they truck left the property - everyone went back to grazing.

I don't know who that horse was - he didn't look familiar to me but I didn't get a close-up look. I hope he went peacefully.

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In less morbid news - I am going back to Indiana for a lesson at FHF tomorrow. Not taking Hampton, but it will be good for me to ride a different horse or two. Saturday we are going to a small dressage show. And the best news of all is starting tomorrow I am on 6 days of VACATION. !!!!

How not to be a ground person

As someone who has started plenty of babies/greenies in the past, I can tell you that a good ground person is invaluable. I always pick someone I trust, with good horse sense and who can react quickly, in a calm manner if needed.

This girl's ground person did just about everything wrong ... I guess besides just letting go of the horse.